It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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