well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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