does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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