I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
