I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
