Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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