On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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