Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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