Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Please don't give away my fajitas
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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