I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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