did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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