I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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