this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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