Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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