remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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