Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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