I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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