So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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