East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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