Christians are straight up FREAKS
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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