so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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