I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
