so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
All the doctor said was why
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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