apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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