I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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