is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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