Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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