She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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