I CAN MOONWALK!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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