Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I didn't notice because vodka
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I wear drunk well.
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