well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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