belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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