So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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