walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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