You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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