I want to walk on stilts...naked
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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