Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
