So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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