butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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