No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
