Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
this beer tastes like vomit already
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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