Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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