new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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