I think I died a long time ago.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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