you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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