We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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