I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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