Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
