Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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