Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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