It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And the cops told us we were all naked.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Randomize
