He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
