Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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